"all these bitches call me Senpai"

How long am I going to struggle to write Akira/Amanome/Hazuki having a virginal awkward threesome where they're trying so hard and it just isn't working lmfao.

Amanome, being his casual misogynist self: eating pussy is gross i could never
Akira: ok i will
Amanome: NOT THAT

See also: I'm writing a fic that is horribly indulgent about Amanome and Hazuki getting lavender married out of convenience to hide the fact that Amanome is gay/produce an heir for the Family. But of course they can't leave Akira out of it and dubcon him into polyamory. It's about 10k right now and Hazuki isn't even pregnant fkgfjdjfl. I might yammer about their three kids a ton. (Parentified Eldest Child, Resentful "Even Negative Attention Is Good Attention" Middle Child, Hazuki/Kijima Affair Baby Youngest w/ Extreme Self-Esteem Issues.)

Though I did love coming up with everyone's Yakuza tattoos (wives and daughters of Yakuza can get them according to my research even though they can't be Yakuza, Shoko Tendo wouldn't prove me wrong, it's just a matter of personal taste and individuality and I could write an essay on Hazuki's limited agency as a former idol and now Yakuza wife and how she feels about it):

-- Amanome: peonies and snakes to represent iirc wealth and immortality/protection, I thiiiink he has a copy of his father's "carp swimming upstream" tattoo on his right arm to honor dead Taizou
-- Akira: Momotarou fighting oni (for the NG Days)
-- Hazuki: Benten, patron of the arts and a fortune goddess, using her music to tame the dragon that becomes her husband, serpents trailing down her thighs

BASICALLY AM I GARBAGE, PERHAPS, BUT I AM HAPPY.